DBN's Crime Spree

After a few weeks of reconnaisance trips, DBN decided there were definitely weaknesses in the cinema's security.  And he bravely decided to take advantage.  He figured once you're in, you're in.  It seemed like they almost timed the movies to allow you to see one after the other.  And so it was time for DBN's day at the movies.  When I got there for the afternoon, I realised Beardy Ticket Checker was going to be the problem.  He had a roaming role, and timing was going to be crucial.  Whether by luck or judgement, DBN managed to smoothly sneak past him whilst he was distracted, and it was on.  Crime of the century.  Two movies for the price of one reduced ticket.  There was a scare as the movie started and Beardy appeared at the door.  Were the lights going to go up and an announcement made, or a spotlight shone on the perpetrator?  And then the cinema continued to fill.  Were there going to be more people than seats?  Were they going to have to check everyone's tickets and cause rather public humiliation?  Despite being a legal, I was worried for the man.  He didn't seem too concerned though as he cracked out his pre-prepared pack lunch.  Anyone that knows DBN knows how he rolls - a chunky cheese sandwich.  Once away from the crime scene, I did get a picture of this modern day Robin Hood with his daypack.  Once more, the heroic little man strikes a blow to the corporates.

From Dec Melbourne Activities

Those capitalist pigs won't have everything their own way for one more day at least.

Being only a few thousand miles away in Brisbane now, and still not out of the woods, I'm afraid the exact location of the crime scene has to remain unknown for the time-being.  However, if you're in Melbourne, you might like to check out Six Dollar Mondays at a place called Cinema Nova.  I heartily recommend it for taking in a cheap flick.